I'm just a college kid trying to find his way through life.

I have a thought process that's been described as "interesting," I have a strange obsession with hats, and I'm basically a harmless version of the Joker with the moral code of Bugs Bunny.

My fandoms are wildly varied. I enjoy... *deep breath* Sherlock, Supernatural, Doctor Who, Pushing Daisies, Friends, Big Bang Theory, Lord of the Rings, Dr. House, The Dresden Files, Wheel of Time, Once Upon a Time, anything by John Green, anything by Neil Gaiman, and pretty much everything from the 90's.

I reblog things that I find funny, entertaining, helpful, political, or creative. Sometimes, that strays into the absurd and surreal.

I do hope you enjoy.

See, here’s the problem that I have with conservatives: It’s all about them.

Whenever someone gets killed, like Trayvon Martin, the Sandy Hook massacre, etc, they immediately start screaming about how the liberals are coming for their guns. The thought that someone else is suffering never enters their mind. It’s only about how this affects them.

When some religious fundie gets the verbal smackdown, they start screaming about freedom of speech. Because in their minds, their rights are being trampled all over, not realizing that they have the right to say whatever they want, but they are not free from the consequences. They don’t ever seem to consider that the things that they say are driving people to be colder, harder, and less receptive to the good in the world. They never think about the hurt they’re causing.

When religion is not allowed in government (because of the First Amendment, the government cannot favor one religion over the other) they start screaming about how their religious rights are being run roughshod over. Because how DARE people need scientific proof for anything, how DARE a secular government need more than just words and a two thousand year old book to believe anything? And in the same breath, they threaten Muslims, Hindus, Sikhs, etc, for daring to have a different belief system, for daring to worship a different god. They glare, they threaten, and make them feel ashamed of their faiths, and accuse them of being terrorists. All because they feel that their religion is threatened.

When health care comes up as part of a debate, this is always a point of contention. Who cares that thousands, if not millions, of lives could be saved by socialized medicine? Who cares that millions of children die in the womb due to completely treatable causes, simply because the prospective mother does not have the money or insurance coverage to do so? Because socialized medicine means that all these sick people would be getting their treatment on other people’s tax dollars. They’re willing to let people die because their money is involved.

Oddly enough, this never seems to be an issue when war is a possibility.

How exactly did this happen? How did an entire political movement come to be comprised of sociopaths, completely blind to the suffering of other people? 

Don’t worry, I don’t want to ban all guns, I just want some basic ground rules so that firearms are being kept out of mentally unstable hands. When women get equality, you aren’t going to experience the same oppression that they’ve had to deal with for the few centuries. If gay people can get married, it will only threaten your marriage if your wife realizes that you can treat her better, and THAT is all on you. If poor people get health care, that’s not suddenly going to impede your ability to get Viagra. 

And if protecting people’s voting rights causes a problem for you, what does that say about your mentality? What does it mean when you need to rely on people being kept ignorant and silenced in order to get your way?

Because news flash: There are 300 million people in this country. And just because you can’t be bothered to think about other people should not constitute a problem for the rest of us. Like it or not, we are on the same side. So get with the program, please, before your lack of empathy causes a bridge collapse, the desecration of our environment, and the destruction of our country.

penisvanlesbian:

koncreates:

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CAN I HAVE THIS WHAT IS THIS I WANT THIS THIS IS BEAUTIFUL KAJGFDJLKSDHFJLKDJFLKHDSFLK 

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS 

IT’S ON MY DASH AGAIN YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

i couldnt place it for the first few seconds and i was like I KNOW THIS

I KNOW THIS

and then it hit me oh my fucking god

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, EARGASMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

it’S baCk

WHAT IS THIS SONG?

HOLY SHIT, I THINK I JUST HAD AN EARGASM!

I HAVE NO CLUE IF I’VE REBLOG(ed?) THIS BEFORE BUT HOLY HELL!!

HOLY SHIT AN ORCHESTRA VERSION OF “DANCE DANCE”

  • Plays: 2195645

Okay, I’m tripping out. I have a site that goes through my blog, and finds all audio posts. There is one song I really like, and I *know* I reblogged it at one point. I don’t know why but I NEED to listen to it. But the website that finds *all* audio posts, whether they’re tagged or not? Can’t find the song.

Tumblr is straight-up gaslighting me and I AM NOT FUCKING AMUSED

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chorchori:

1- Presentation

Please do not repost!

After all this stalka, I’ve decided to do a comic about young Valka and young Stoick about how they met and how the felt in love each other.

It’s so funny draw her! I’ll draw next part “A little help” after my exams. I hope you like it!

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breadmaakesyoufat:

i was talking to a guy and he said “if there were no laws you could be raped at any point of the day” and i replied with “yeah and i could retaliate by stabbing the rapist, hey i mean there are no laws” and he said “rape isn’t that bad, stabbing someone is a little over dramatic” wtf.

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GUYS NO.

PAINT YOUR NAILS WITH HIS BLOOD.

RIP OFF HIS ARM AND FEED IT TO HIM
SEE HOW HE LIKES PIECES OF HIS ANATOMY BEING SHOVED DOWN HIS THROAT